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19 Apr

His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal.I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.Here are their takes on the words that should never leave your lips again—unless you really enjoy the doghouse. ” “If you’re taking me out somewhere, and you see me with clothes on, then yes, I'm wearing that.This is not a hologram outfit under which I'm actually naked and about to get dressed in something you won't passive-aggressively tell me you don't like.” “You should smile more.” “I hate when guys tell me to smile more. Maybe I've just been walking around in 5-inch heels all day.

19) local time, quickly began making waves in Silicon Valley.While waiting for the train one day, a guy asked me, ‘Why aren't you smiling?’ and I told him, ‘Because I didn't push you in front of the train yet.’ Another time, a perv licked his lips at me and was like, ‘Have a good day, sexy.’ I told him, 'Since we're in the spirit of giving orders, go f--- yourself." "You're too pretty to [FILL IN THE BLANK]." “A friend of mine encountered this pretty recently when a man came up to her after a show she was on and told her she was too pretty to use explicit language during her act. ' translates to 'Let’s bone.' Most sentences uttered by men can be translated to 'You wanna f---?He was trying to stay out of trouble at work, he said, but he couldn’t help getting in trouble, because he was looking for women to have sex with.It was clear that he was trying to get me to have sex with him, and it was so clearly out of line that I immediately took screenshots of these chat messages and reported him to HR.